Nom of Irony

This was my dinner today, as it was many other days before, and perfectly encapsulates the finely tuned balancing act my mess is.

Friends, I present Chicken Shish Kebab with a side of skimmed milk...

...because these aren't two wrongs, so it's obviously right. No...one wrong does not make a right, but one wrong and a right does...just feck off.